Hey! Here's something for you.
Go to
Google and type in "French Military Victories" then click on "I'm Feeling Lucky".
It's hysterical. The
link it provides is also marvelous.
Funny link to all of France's military(?) adventures. I thought this was particularly funny -
Panama jungles 1881-1890.
No one but nature to fight, France still loses; canal is eventually built by the U.S. 1904-1914.