[guitfiddlist]

Islamofascists have enlisted the help of a western company to publicize the horrors of the US occupation of Iraq.

Victoria's Secret will be establishing franchises nationwide to document these abuses.

[kcar]

A farmer came back from the market with a young adult rooster. The young rooster began strutting his stuff right away, and checked out all the hens in the henhouse. Smiling at his fortune he turns the corner and finds the old rooster. "Old Rooster, your day is over. These hens will be mine now".

"You think so", the old rooster says. "Do you think I am all washed up?"

"Yes you are" affirms the young rooster.

"Okay", the oldster admits, "You may be right, I may be getting old but I bet I could still surprise a young rooster like you. Tell you what, to settle this what if you and me have a race all around the farmhouse. You'll need to spot me a ten-count, you're being so young and strong, but I bet that before the race is over you might learn some respect for an old guy like me".

"This is silly, but I suppose there's no harm to it", the new rooster agrees.

So the old rooster starts out just as fast as he can. After the 10-count the young one blazes out after him. Sure enough with each step he gains on the old guy. They're both tearing around the house with the new rooster just behin the old guy and ready to overtake him when they pass the farmer standing on his front porch. Immediately he picks up his shotgun and blasts the young rooster dead.

"Dang!" says the farmer. "That's the third queer rooster I bought this month!"