"Yeah, but at least Eastern Mass has the hot Brazilian chicks. I wouldn't mind "legalizing" one of them."
Exactly. And an amazing number of the Brazilian guys are gay. I used to live in eastern MA, and my friend's neighborhood (in Somerville) became overrun with Brazilian gay illegals.
Those Brazilian girls could use a red-blooded Republican guy.
A gay Brazilian tried to pick me up in a laundromat once. A lot of gays and trannies from Brazil like to move here to get away from the "machismo" of their home country.