"Welcome to Protestors Unlimited! Our special today is on dirty hippies -- 3 for $10 and every 100 that you purchase we'll throw in 25 black-clad anarchists!"
"How about moms? You got any normal-looking moms?"
"We do have the deluxe yuppie mom. She'll cost you $94.90 plus tax. Stroller is an extra $50, but that comes with a live baby."
"Ouch..."
"I know, but really she's worth it. She is clean, and she's easily programmable to make any statement to the media you wish."
"She seems really nice -- I like the appliqué sweatshirt especially --- but we're still trying to stretch out the last of the Soros money."
"I understand. Hippie special then?"
"Yeah, I'll take a gross."
Watching the Bush speech live at the Museum of Civilization. Now a reporterette is standing outside the Hall and there are zero protestors present. Nada. Any protest still going on is out of sight and out of hearing from the President.
The speech is over, and the CBC has cut away to a taped special on Peru. Not much of a newsday for the Canadians I'm afraid.