[xJones]

I think I will call the ACLU right after I bugger the camel...

Thank you for your insightful comment, oh faithful one, but we must ask if you are buggering the camel in the proper way. For correct instructions inquire here.

[weenie]

Oh Camel poop...don't tell the imam...I have been committing blasphemy...that wasn't a camel...that was my sister in law...

cheese and crackers...I am an infidel...they will cut off my wee-willy-winkie, it has betrayed me..

good-bye little willie...say hello to Hillary...I only wish Wee Willie and I had stayed in the old country

...I might have never been caught..."you too, Willie"

[weegee]

But but but, moderate muslims claim that jihad means "personal struggle":

All you need to know about Islamofascism: Question #34647: The reason why jihaad is prescribed

Muslim supremists are A-OK in the ACLU's handbook. Christians are an "uppity" lot though and should be hidden from sight if they are to be permitted to worship at all.