[Moral Hazard]

"However, wearing shorts, thongs or vulgar t-shirts will not get you in the door. "

What if you have a note from your podiatrist stating your need to wear thongs?

[paulsy]

"wearing shorts, thongs or vulgar t-shirts"

what if we wear shorts, a thong AND vulgar t-shirt... and cowboy boots?

[Honeybunch]

I don't think this refers to thongs on your feet.