[TheRatHunter]

Awesome humor. You shall be punished with exposure to the Yatta, and never being quite the same again:

http://www.verylowsodium.com/fanimutation/exuberance.php

[Charles H. (The_r0nin)]

Dammit, man!!! You can't just go around posting Yatta willy-nilly! That's like playing "catch" with a nuclear warhead. Besides, it's cruel and unusual punishment in this case. The poem isn't half-bad; definately not Yatta material.

I'm mean, next you'll be posting "All your base..." links. You're like a retarded kid with a hand-grenade: Dain-Jer-Ussss!!!

So make your time... or else you are on the way to destruction, pal...

[CHARLITE]

I now know the author of "ODE TO THE LEFT BE-HEINZ."

"Ode to the Left Be-Heinz" by Tom Graffagnino

Ode to the Left Be-Heinz Verses by Tom Graffagnino and Bear

Worth a visit to the original site.

http://wokv.com/features/hj_112304.html or

http://www.rightnation.us/forums/index.php?showtopic=61294