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1 posted on 12/05/2004 3:04:19 PM PST by freedom44

To: freedom44

Khamenei to Khatami:

"Dude, I think I got the crabs!"

Khatami replies:

"I told ya not to mess with my goat"

2 posted on 12/05/2004 3:06:04 PM PST by Kurt_D

To: freedom44

3 posted on 12/05/2004 3:07:08 PM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)

To: freedom44

"I don't know what you're talking about, so here's an Ayatollah with a couch pillow on his head."

5 posted on 12/05/2004 3:13:37 PM PST by JennysCool (A plan is not a litany of complaints)

To: freedom44

...so I says to her "Hey! I've already got a virgin number 67!"

...You are so right my successfully swinging martyr. We are two WILD AND CRAZY GUYS!

6 posted on 12/05/2004 3:17:36 PM PST by Mojave Mark (The Democrats... gravitas free since '63)

To: freedom44

Is that a turban on your head, or did you also sleep undeath a camel's rear?

7 posted on 12/05/2004 3:35:04 PM PST by xJones

To: freedom44

Khamenei to Khatami:

"Dude, If you'd wear your turban like mine, you wouldn't need Hair club for men!"

8 posted on 12/05/2004 3:40:45 PM PST by diverteach (signs of the times. whatcha gonna do... \o/)

To: freedom44

bump

10 posted on 12/05/2004 4:36:46 PM PST by RippleFire ("It was just a scratch")

To: freedom44

AYATOLLAH: WHAT HAPPEN?
PRESIDENT: SOMEBODY SET UP US THE BOMB!

11 posted on 12/05/2004 4:41:55 PM PST by RichInOC (RICH: MOVE 'NUKE'. FOR GREAT JUSTICE.)

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12 posted on 12/05/2004 4:57:02 PM PST by reagan_fanatic (Oh yeah - and F the french too!)

To: freedom44

you sat Khamenei I say khatami!

14 posted on 12/05/2004 8:39:02 PM PST by eastforker (Ask me about a free satellite TV system!)

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