Ever notice.......every Duncetin Hoffman's pic is about "Look at me, a short, ugly guy in a major motion picture."
A funny story about Duncetin is related by airhead star Cybil Sheperd.
Seated at a posh Hollyweird dinner party, Duncetin could barely see over the dinner table, and his little legs did not reach the floor.
Cybil suggested the hostess bring in a phone book for Dunceton to sit on.
He and his wife left shortly thereafter.
Not content to have insulted the little man's ego, next day Cybil sent Duncetin a phone book.