Yep, after a full day of groping a cow to turn a calf the right way or clearing an intestinal blockage theres nothing we like better than to sit back and watch porn...
Shhh...someone will start an entire line of porn based on cow groping.
Uh, off subject a little, but your post remindeded me of a great story Ken Kesey wrote for Esquire years ago. It was called, I think, Ken Kesey's Cows...
sorry for the interruption. I'm leaving now.