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Good ones. Any More.??
Roy Rogers wore his new cowboy boots on a hunting trip. While he slept in his tent, a mountain lion crept up and chewed up his boots, which were sitting outside the tent. In the morning, an outraged Roy tracked the lion down, shot and skinned him out, threw the hide across the rear of Trigger's saddle, and rode into town. An impressed local stepped forward and said,
"Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?"