Were you ever an instructor?
I've heard some very funny stories about that.
My husband had one tour of duty as an instructor in Pensacola.
During that time, he was training Kuwaiti pilots.
He said that is the only time he wore his oxygen mask while on the tarmac. ;o)
Then, there was the student going through the preflight.
He forgot to close the canopy.
Hubby asked if he forgot anything.
The student said, "No, sir."
Hubby told him to stick his left arm out of the cockpit, and asked what that meant.
The student said, "Left turn, sir".
lol
Left turn...............TOO funny!!!!! That made me spit my coffee all over the monitor!!!!!!!!
No, was never an instructor. I only flew for seven years, then got out. Have heard MANY such stories, though. :)