That's a "nice" way of putting it! ROTFLOL
I like the way they see gold as a "constant," like a North Star or something. It's an ancient belief system. And it relies on a commodity to ward off catastrophe -- like a totem. So what's not to like?
In the end, gold is just another commodity, like soy beans or pork bellies. That's why I have five safety deposit boxes filled with soy beans and another two filled with Quaker State 40 weight.