[Mulder]

I'm as big a Second Amendment supporter as anyone, but private property rights have to take precedence

So I can count on you to grab a rifle and help me defend my property should I ever decide to stop paying taxes on my "private property"?

Thanks in advance!

[Batrachian]

"So I can count on you to grab a rifle and help me defend my property should I ever decide to stop paying taxes on my "private property"?"

Sure, and I'll bust you out of jail, too. But there's a price. What does your daughter look like?