[glock rocks]

My daughter had her tonsils removed last Friday. First time it's been quiet around here in ten years :o)

[Hi Heels]

Mine wailed... "why did you have me". I told her "organ donor. Might need a kidney."

Yesterday I had her convinced that we had to pay $5 every time we watched her Simpson DVD. "Direct Variance Deposit" required on DVD's (that's why they call them DVD's for pete's sake!)after December 1st. Showed her the barcode. Said the cable box reads the barcode and we get a bill, but if you want to pay the five bucks......

I was Homer Simpson free for over 5 minutes. Then she handed me a Fiver (out of my purse)and stole the remote.