Well, don't let this get outside FR, but my neighbor's dentist's second cousin lives in Columbus, and said his mailman says there's an affidavit filed by a guy nobody's ever heard of that asserts that an unnamed poll worker might have seen a voter complain that a machine changed his vote. And that means the election might be overturned!!
But don't panic. Karl Rove is personally visiting the unnamed poll workers house right now, and using his hypnotic powers to convince the poll worker that it was actually a disguised alien trying to stir up trouble here on Earth to pave the way for their invasion.
Really, my friends 5th cousin told me that the people in Ohio was forced to vote for Bush by gunpoint!!!!
Really, where are the MIB (men in black) when we need em