"Muttly have it on good authority that a case of the heebie-jeebies can prevent the development of the screaming mimis...which require professional treatment."
How about the "Creepy Crawlies?" Or is that just flat-out redundant in this situation? LOL!
Everyone knows that a case of the Creepy Crawlies can be cured by doing the Hokey Pokey.
Science is a wonderful thing.