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To: stainlessbanner

Never hit them in the head. Go for the collar bone. Works better. They were called Kel Lights back in the old days when I was a happy policeman.

Last complaint I drew was a guy that claimed I pistol whipped him. My completely logical answer was:

"Chief, why would I hit him with a $250.00 revolver when I had a $17.00 flashlight?"


62 posted on 12/15/2004 2:07:27 PM PST by Old Mountain man (Extremism in defense of liberty is no vice!)
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To: Old Mountain man

I was in court one day watching a guy up for concealed weapon. The judge asked, "why was it loaded?" The guy answered, "well, if it weren't loaded it'd be as useful as a round rock, now wouldn't it?" He got probation.


75 posted on 12/15/2004 3:59:35 PM PST by Hi Heels (Proud to be a Pajamarazzi-Leef lang de Katjes van Viking)
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