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Ties ALWAYS go to the bus.
1 posted on 12/15/2004 1:09:39 PM PST by mhking
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Ties ALWAYS go to the bus.

The law of gross tonnage will get you every time.

2 posted on 12/15/2004 1:10:30 PM PST by Not A Snowbird (Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Pajama Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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Never bring a brick to a bus fight!


3 posted on 12/15/2004 1:10:53 PM PST by Semper Paratus
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Another Rachel Corrie award finalist.


4 posted on 12/15/2004 1:11:22 PM PST by Brett66 (W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1 W1)
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Darwin Award candidate


5 posted on 12/15/2004 1:11:31 PM PST by kidd
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There goes a former vote for Gore.


6 posted on 12/15/2004 1:11:45 PM PST by A CA Guy (God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
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The double-decked bus, operated by Finglands, was not fitted with CCTV cameras.

That's a damn shame. Always fun to watch Survival of the Fittest up close.

7 posted on 12/15/2004 1:11:59 PM PST by randog (What the....?!)
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We have another Darwin Award contender!!


8 posted on 12/15/2004 1:12:04 PM PST by Jersey Republican Biker Chick (Never play leapfrog with a unicorn!)
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A MAN died after being hit by a bus early today - just moments after throwing a brick at it. . . . Mr Rothwell suffered multiple injuries in the incident.

Duh.

11 posted on 12/15/2004 1:15:19 PM PST by mumzie (www.combatvetsagainstkerry.com)
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"Please keep your arms and hands inside the bus at all times, however, we do not recommend coming through the windshield to get them inside."


12 posted on 12/15/2004 1:15:23 PM PST by YouPosting2Me
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Maybe the bus driver was having a bad day:

Michael M. Bates: My Side of the Swamp

13 posted on 12/15/2004 1:15:23 PM PST by Mike Bates (If you've been very, very good, Santa may give you. . . .)
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"Bus-ted"


17 posted on 12/15/2004 1:18:26 PM PST by 506trooper (FWIW...sometimes, I sense a lack of common sense..just my two scents.)
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3 people are on the bus.

At the first stop, 2 more get on.

Between the first and second stop, a guy gets smeared all over the front.

Q: How many people are on the bus?

A: Approximately 5.78.


18 posted on 12/15/2004 1:29:59 PM PST by YouPosting2Me
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Its not much of a mystery, however.


20 posted on 12/15/2004 1:32:21 PM PST by sportutegrl
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"Police were due to question the driver..."

Watch out for those police flashlights! *thump*

22 posted on 12/15/2004 1:39:14 PM PST by YouPosting2Me
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Just...damn.

Proving once again my contention that stupidity is its own punishment.


23 posted on 12/15/2004 1:39:32 PM PST by RichInOC ("If a double-decker bus crashes into us, to die by your side is such a heavenly way to die..."-Moz)
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I discovered once that when driving a bus and running over a turtle, you can hear the shell crack.

I wonder what the driver heard?

Yea, I know, it's sick.

Also, PETA, had I known it was a turtle rather than a pile of leaves, I would have moved over a bit. About 4 feet away, the pile of leaves stuck his head out.


24 posted on 12/15/2004 1:40:22 PM PST by cyclotic (Cub Scouts-Teach 'em young to be men, and politically incorrect in the process)
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He apparently laid out of school they day they taught Newton's laws of motion.


25 posted on 12/15/2004 1:49:48 PM PST by Blood of Tyrants (God is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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LOL !!!!


31 posted on 12/15/2004 6:01:23 PM PST by investigateworld (( When moonshine is outlawed, only outlaws will have moonshine{Hillbilly Proverb} ))
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I figured this had to be in Los Angeles...the home of bus lines "that time forgot"...


33 posted on 12/15/2004 6:05:48 PM PST by VOA
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