Once during moments of spiritual weakness, the gods Ducati and Corvette tried to choose me, and they demanded sacrifices of thousands of dollars. My wife quickly put me back on the straight and narrow path.
LOL. At my house DH was seduced by the god Honda, specifically by one of His aspects known only by the number "919". He had ceased worshipping the older god known as "CB750F", who once spurned got angry and punished him by refusing to start.
Well, that's well and good for him, but I'm a devotee of Honda's lesser female consort, Suzuki. She too, is known by an abbreviation "GS500". I'm assuming that GS means "Great Spirit".
:::laughing::
LQ
"Once during moments of spiritual weakness, the gods Ducati and Corvette tried to choose me, and they demanded sacrifices of thousands of dollars. My wife quickly put me back on the straight and narrow path."
This time of year I'm called by Remington, Lord of the 12 Gauge, to sacrifice dove, quail, waterfowl, and rabbits to Him.
Ever seen the movie, Galaxina?
It's a must.