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EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! (ENSURE BORDER SECURITY, BORDERS POLICE CONSULTANT WANTED!)
MagicCityMorningStar ^ | Dec 16, 2004, 15:09 | By Marty Lich

Posted on 12/16/2004 5:01:50 PM PST by fight_truth_decay

A cause for celebration.

Dear American Public, here is a rare opportunity for employment with our United States Department of State. Please read on for the job description and applicant qualification requirements.

Employment with the U. S. Department of State

Border Security is a key component to ensuring a stable future.

Borders have also become routes for the smuggling of untaxed materiel, narcotics, weapons, and terrorists.

As such, the Borders Police Consultant will work to ensure that policies, procedures, and capabilities are in place that will ensure border security by reducing or terminating illegal border crossings, and by implementing modern border management, including appropriate facilities, a well equipped and well trained border enforcement capability, and applicable customs and immigration procedures.

Position Description:

Ministry of Interior - Border Police Consultant

Incumbent works to ensure border activities operate in an efficient and modern manner consistent with processes established by world bodies.

Performs other duties as required or assigned

Knowledge and Qualifications Required

Thorough knowledge of Border Enforcement programs, operations, objectives, and policies along with a comprehensive knowledge of management and organizational techniques, systems, and procedures as applied in performing a wide variety of analytical studies and projects related to management improvement, Experience in Border Control, including Customs and Immigration.

Has previous experience at the operational and tactical levels.

Supervisory Controls

The supervisor provides general instruction for work assignments, and the incumbent works with the supervisor in setting suspense dates and deadlines. The incumbent independently plans and performs assigned tasks, and resolves problems not covered by established procedures based on experience, mature judgment, and the ability to use extreme discretion in sensitive situations.

Only problems that may have far-reaching implications are referred to the supervisor. Completed work is reviewed in terms of meeting overall objectives and conformance to institutional development procedures. Guidelines, Scope and Effect

The incumbent exercises considerable judgment in planning, coordinating and accomplishing goals to be met by the Border Police.

The incumbent ensures that the work is accomplished in a timely manner.

Personal Contact and Purpose of Contacts

The incumbent is required to exercise mature judgment and discretion in dealing with a wide variety of groups and individuals of diverse backgrounds in unstructured settings where the roles, authorities, and objectives are often unknown and must be developed in the course of conversation, and which frequently change. Contacts are to exchange information, resolve border issues, coordinate and advise on a variety of procedures, projects, and other work efforts. If interested, please contact and send your resume to:

Howard Lind U. S. Department of State Near East Affairs Ph: 202-312-9842 Email: lindhr@state.gov

This should be cause for celebration; after all, border security is top on our American resident priority list. But don't bring out those pens just yet nor open that bottle of champagne too quickly. I have further information regarding the job openings.

The single item I deleted from this legitimate job-opening letter of advisement is the following.

"The incumbent is subject to overseas deployment."

Dear readers, you see this is not an United States Department of State application for work protecting our American borders; this is an application request by the United States Department of State to protect Iraq's borders (www.manews.org/0404iraqborder.html).

To quote a bit more from this application request letter:

"Border Security is a key component to ensuring a stable future for Iraq. Not only does Iraq experience massive seasonal border crossings due to religious pilgrimage, but its borders have also become routes for the smuggling of untaxed materiel, narcotics, weapons, and terrorists.

As such, the Borders Police Consultant will work with the Ministry of Interior to ensure that policies, procedures, and capabilities are in place that will ensure Iraqi border security by reducing or terminating illegal border crossings, and by implementing modern border management, including appropriate facilities, a well equipped and well trained border enforcement capability, and applicable customs and immigration procedures."

Iraq’s American Border Police job description should suffice as a template for the hiring our own United States Border Patrol.

Remind your Congressmen, Senators and President (www.numbersUSA.com) of their promise to enhance America’s borders with the recent passing of the Intel Bill.

We living in America also deserve a 'cause for celebration.' In our own USA homeland.


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Editorial; Extended News; Foreign Affairs; Government; News/Current Events; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: aliens; borderpatrol; borders; customs; employment; immigrantlist; immigration; iraq; lawenforcement; security
Note: Satire this is not!
1 posted on 12/16/2004 5:01:50 PM PST by fight_truth_decay
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To: fight_truth_decay

Do you get to carry?


2 posted on 12/16/2004 5:04:07 PM PST by IllumiNaughtyByNature (Never underestimate the power of a cacophony of Cowbells played in unison...It shocks the mind.)
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To: HiJinx

Ping.


3 posted on 12/16/2004 5:51:52 PM PST by Marine Inspector (Customs & Border Protection Officer)
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To: fight_truth_decay

WOW.

You'll like this:

Prop. 200-style system already law in Mexico
http://www.azcentral.com/arizonarepublic/news/articles/1019Reverse19.html
Chris Hawley
Republic Mexico City Bureau
Oct. 19, 2004 12:00 AM
MEXICO CITY - The provisions of Proposition 200 have stirred up a storm of debate in Arizona. But here in Mexico, they're already the law.
Arizona's contentious ballot proposal would require proof of U.S. citizenship when registering to vote and proof of legal residency when applying for government benefits.
In Mexico, it has been that way for years. Only in hospitals are Mexico's laws more lenient about checking immigration documents. advertisement
To see if the requirements are being enforced, a Republic reporter (a U.S. citizen with legal residency in Mexico), went to six public agencies and two schools in Mexico City to inquire about services and registering to vote.
Almost every official asked to see proof of Mexican citizenship or an FM3 visa, the document that allows a person to live in Mexico. Often, it was the first question asked.
"Every agency has its own regulations, but generally, that's the rule. To receive these government services, you have to prove you are in the country legally," said Victoria Hernández, a spokeswoman for the Mexican Secretariat of Government, which oversees immigration.
Those same requirements have set off a furious debate in Arizona.
Opponents of Proposition 200, which will be on the Nov. 2 ballot, say it will turn state employees into immigration agents, build a culture of fear in government offices and create a public health risk by discouraging undocumented immigrants from seeking medical care.
Supporters say the measure will protect the election process and cut expenses by keeping undocumented immigrants from seeking benefits.
The Mexican government has been mostly silent on the issue. In one of the few public statements about Proposition 200, Mexico's undersecretary of foreign affairs for North America, Geronimo Gutiérrez, would say only that the Foreign Ministry "remains very attentive to how this measure is developing."
The Mexican media, usually strident on immigrant issues, has also mostly ignored Proposition 200.

Registering to vote

Under the Proposition 200 rules, all Arizonans would have to show proof of U.S. citizenship when registering to vote. That could be a birth certificate, a U.S. passport, an Arizona driver's license issued after 1996, a Bureau of Indian Affairs card or a tribal treaty card number. Voters would also have to show a photo ID at the polls.
Currently, Arizona voters can register through the mail or online. The application has to include either their Arizona driver's license numbers or the last four digits of their Social Security numbers.
In Mexico, voter registration is handled by a nationwide agency, the Federal Elections Institute. Voters are issued cards with their photos and fingerprints when they register, and the cards must be shown at the polls. Poll workers use ultraviolet lights to check security codes printed on the cards.
Mexicans have to register in person at the institute's offices, and they must present one of 19 documents proving Mexican citizenship. The documents range from a birth certificate to a sworn statement by two registered voters.
When the Republic reporter asked about registering at an institute office in Mexico City, he was immediately asked if he was a Mexican citizen, and then told he would have to present naturalization papers.

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4 posted on 12/16/2004 5:54:30 PM PST by JustAnotherSavage ("As frightening as terrorism is, it's the weapon of losers." P.J. O'Rourke)
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To: gubamyster

Ping!


5 posted on 12/16/2004 5:58:45 PM PST by monkeywrench
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To: Marine Inspector; JackelopeBreeder; Happy2BMe
Notice the priorities

>>Borders have also become routes for the smuggling of (1)untaxed materiel, (2)narcotics, (3)weapons, and (4)terrorists.

6 posted on 12/16/2004 6:23:34 PM PST by B4Ranch (((The lack of alcohol in my coffee forces me to see reality!)))
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To: Marine Inspector; 1_Inch_Group; 2sheep; 2Trievers; 3AngelaD; 4.1O dana super trac pak; 4Freedom; ...
Click to see other threads related to illegal aliens in America
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I hear the pay is good, and the first $70k is tax-free. Go figure.

7 posted on 12/16/2004 7:00:20 PM PST by HiJinx ( www.ProudPatriots.com ~ Operation Valentine's Day ~ 1/1/05 to 1/21/05)
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To: HiJinx

WOW! Sounds like a job for Cultural_Idiotad, and we can just kiss America goodbye.


8 posted on 12/16/2004 7:02:41 PM PST by broadsword (When Islam creeps into a human society, oppression, misogyny and terror come hard on its heels.)
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To: broadsword

Thanks, I needed the chuckle.


9 posted on 12/16/2004 7:03:45 PM PST by HiJinx ( www.ProudPatriots.com ~ Operation Valentine's Day ~ 1/1/05 to 1/21/05)
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To: HiJinx
consistent with processes established by world bodies.

:-(

10 posted on 12/16/2004 7:05:39 PM PST by SAMWolf (I played poker with tarot cards; got a flush and five people died.)
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To: SAMWolf

State Dept.

Us old soldiers will probably understand women before we understand diplomats...


11 posted on 12/16/2004 7:06:50 PM PST by HiJinx ( www.ProudPatriots.com ~ Operation Valentine's Day ~ 1/1/05 to 1/21/05)
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To: HiJinx

Is there any guarantee that the headless bodies will be shipped back to the US for burial?


12 posted on 12/16/2004 7:07:25 PM PST by TexasCowboy (Texan by birth, citizen of Jesusland by the Grace of God)
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To: JustAnotherSavage

bttt


13 posted on 12/16/2004 7:11:42 PM PST by Travis McGee (----- www.EnemiesForeignAndDomestic.com -----)
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To: B4Ranch
Iraq’s American Border Police job description should suffice as a template for the hiring our own United States Border Patrol

The "template" should have been implemented and fine tuned in this country on our own borders. Learn to swim in the shallow end of the pool first or accept the fact should you choose the deep end, it might be deemed a suicide.

If this scenario was not so disturbing, I would have to laugh at the "defines real logic" description of it all.

14 posted on 12/16/2004 7:17:14 PM PST by fight_truth_decay
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To: TexasCowboy

You do ask the tough questions...I'll have to refer that one to HR.


15 posted on 12/16/2004 7:18:52 PM PST by HiJinx ( www.ProudPatriots.com ~ Operation Valentine's Day ~ 1/1/05 to 1/21/05)
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To: sonsofliberty2000; MistyCA

PING


16 posted on 12/16/2004 7:27:00 PM PST by fight_truth_decay
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To: fight_truth_decay
this is not an United States Department of State application for work protecting our American borders; this is an application request by the United States Department of State to protect Iraq's borders

The hypocrisy of the man sitting in the White House is unbearable. America's borders are not a priority to him, they are meaningless.

17 posted on 12/16/2004 10:22:39 PM PST by janetgreen
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To: fight_truth_decay

BTTT


18 posted on 12/16/2004 11:39:39 PM PST by spodefly (I've posted nothing but BTTT over 1000 times!!!)
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