Here is how you slowly change a liberal.
Start a discussion but agree with everything he or she says.
Find a very insignificant part of the discussion you like you can change his mind on.
If it is successful than change the subject or stop the debate.
That a later date have the very same discussion and find another insignificant part of the discussion and try changing his mind again.
With success you have just taken a liberals conspiracy and added some truth to it.
Repeat this method again and again.
Eventually, your wacko liberals will become a plain old liberal.
Here is how you slowly change a liberal.Here is how you slowly cook a liberal. First, clean and disembowel the liberal. Marinade in a soy-based sauce overnight. Roll the liberal in flour; brown it and some onion in skillet in hot oil or shortening. Stir in 2 tablespoons of flour, salt, pepper, and paprika. Add mustard, vinegar, tomato sauce and water; cover and simmer for 3 hours, or until liberal is tender. Serve with rice or mashed potatoes. Serves 12.