To: nickcarraway
I've heard of guerrilla warfare, but this is ridiculous!
2 posted on
12/19/2004 12:07:54 AM PST by
SaltyJoe
To: nickcarraway
They don't look like us, but they seem to have more in common with us than our fellow Great Apes.
3 posted on
12/19/2004 12:26:04 AM PST by
sinanju
To: nickcarraway
More elephants taking food out of the mouths of the... oh, whatever.
5 posted on
12/19/2004 12:28:58 AM PST by
MAEsser
(Law School may take my time... but it can never take... my FREEDOM!!! (Exams are over; free for now))
To: nickcarraway
An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. "Damn", says the ant, "one night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"
6 posted on
12/19/2004 12:43:11 AM PST by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: nickcarraway
3000 elephants in Thailand disrupt supply lines there.
How can 62 MILLION GOP elephants disrupt Democrat/Marxist supply lines here? Here are some ideas: demanding the MSM tell the TRUTH...watching your local School Board like hawks...saying Merry Christmas to all and boycotting stores that won't say or display it.
7 posted on
12/19/2004 12:45:11 AM PST by
The Spirit Of Allegiance
(REMEMBER THE ALGOREAMO--relentlessly hammer on the TRUTH, like the Dems demand recounts)
To: nickcarraway
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Elephants.
Elephants who?
Ella Fintzgerald!
8 posted on
12/19/2004 12:45:18 AM PST by
billorites
(freepo ergo sum)
To: nickcarraway
Elephants in a wildlife sanctuary in eastern Thailand are using their oversize bodies as road blocks, ambushing vehicles transporting sugar cane, tapioca and fruit, the sanctuary's chief says. Elephants have very good memories. Looks like they've also got good bargaining powers.
"Give us what we want and we guarantee you won't be flatter than a pancake in 15 seconds."
10 posted on
12/19/2004 1:01:54 AM PST by
Prime Choice
(Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year! ...And no, my powers can only be used for Good.)
To: nickcarraway
QUE. What do you say to an elephant blocking the road and demanding food?
ANS. "Help yourself!
18 posted on
12/19/2004 5:14:09 AM PST by
albee
(Those who desire peace should prepare for war.)
To: nickcarraway
I once read about a group of adult elephants forcing a baby elephant to go into a small shed and steal beer, which I think is morally wrong.
19 posted on
12/19/2004 6:40:38 AM PST by
ladylib
("Marc Tucker Letter to Hillary Clinton" says it all.)
To: nickcarraway
Hopefully the elephants will never be taught to clean windshields.
To: nickcarraway; abbi_normal_2; Ace2U; adam_az; Alamo-Girl; Alas; alfons; alphadog; amom; ...
Rights, farms, environment ping.
Let me know if you wish to be added or removed from this list.
I don't get offended if you want to be removed.
27 posted on
12/19/2004 10:29:02 AM PST by
farmfriend
( Congratulation. You are everything we've come to expect from years of government training.)
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