"I think the natural instinct for most people in the political world is that they want people to like them," Bush said. "On the other hand, I think sometimes I take kind of a delight in who the critics are."
And now, the Jerk of the Year:
Candidates...
Teresa Heinz
Gigolo Kerry
John McPain
Michael Shamu Moore
Whoopi Goldcrap
Chevy Over The Hill Chase
Time Magazine only wants to sell more magazines. I agree that the American Soldier was also a good choice.
We do too, Mr. Prez. We join you in laughing at the fleabitten DUs, the pigfaced trash-minded Moores, the flailing-midget UNers, the IQ-free HoWooders, the drunken foulmouthed TeRAYza Heinz's, twinkle-toed gay agenders, hairy-armpitted feminazis, gelatinous spineless Carterites, botoxed Boxerites and unwashed birkenstockified move-onners who comprise the opposition. Coalition of the Wild-Eyed indeed.