Wow, that's quite a thrashing.
I have a sense that Festivus was created precisely for folks like you.
I'm really meaning to thrash the sham of Festivus. Have I been personal in my remarks? Unlike the unresponsive responses I've gotten, I don't think I have.
I don't know you; you may be a great guy. You may be a great gal!
But Festivus is a stupid idea, and that it has any traction is, as I have explained, a sad commentary on our culture.