[MontanaBeth]

I thought my alarm went off earlier then normal today.

[KneelBeforeZod]

.driew os gnileef neeb ev'I yhw eb tsum tahT

[harrowup]

I thought my alarm went off earlier then normal today.

This is a very serious development for the conservatives and a disaster for the Republicans.

Slowing the rotation of the earth will lessen gravity and all you lightheaded conservatives will loose touch with the ground and all you brainless Republicans will fall off entirely.

You may now proceed with your normal duties.