John Kerry
"I'm John Kerry and I'm reporting for duty!"
"Now, I'm not one to read into things, but guess which wing of the hospital the maternity ward was in? I'm not kidding. I was born in the West Wing!"
"And we will end the backdoor draft of National Guard and reservists.''
Al Sharpton
"We didn't get the mule. So we decided we'd ride this donkey as far as it would take us."
"It is frightening to think that the gains of civil and women rights and those movements in the last century could be reversed if this administration is in the White House in these next four years."
"I suggest to you tonight that if George Bush had selected the court in '54, Clarence Thomas would have never got to law school."
"Mr. President, read my lips: Our vote is not for sale."
Jesse Jackson
"But John Edwards understands using wallpaper for a windbreaker, not for decoration. He understands peanut-butter sandwiches and Kool-Aid. He understands grits and gravy. He understands the (unintelligible). He understands you and me."
Jimmy Carter
"Let us not forget that the Soviets lost the Cold War because the American people combined the exercise of power with adherence to basic principles, based on sustained bipartisan support."
"The achievements of Camp David a quarter century ago and the more recent progress made by President Bill Clinton are now in peril."
"You can’t be a war president one day and claim to be a peace president the next, depending on the latest political polls."
Al Gore
"I didn't come here tonight to talk about the past. After all, I don't want you to think I lie awake at night counting and recounting sheep."
"…exposing the threat of ecoterro----uh … narcoterrorism and tracing the sources of terrorist financing."
Elizabeth Edwards
"You know, I married the smartest, toughest, sweetest man I know. And in two days, we will celebrate 27 years of marriage... the way we always do. We'll do it the way we always do at Wendy's."
Teresa Heinz Kerry
"Shove it!"
Nancy Pelosi
"Democrats do not exploit fear to divide and distract the nation."
Stephanie Tubbs-Jones
"We are tired of seeing our hard-earned tax dollars go to haves and have-mores, while the must-haves, could-haves, should-haves, maybes and have-nots have not at all."
Early in primaries, Sharpton said "Slap that donkey. Make him kick."
You passed that point way back there, Al.
Make sure he drinks the Kool-Aid first, Jesse.
What about votes, Al?
Yeah, yeah, Nancy, and Clinton did not have sex with that woman.
(The most obnoxious thing about the Democrats is that they are so obvious.)