I could find room for one.
You know, if you tell
that dirty, strange looking guy
on the street corner
you've never done drugs,
he will give you a pop free!
The first pop, that is . . .
Similarly, some
stores give away cell phones free . . .
Leave it to APPLE
to charge half-a-K
to play hook-the-people games . . .
Line up folks! Buy in!