Democrats Urged to Buy 'Enlightened American' Wristbands

CNS News ^ | Jan 4 2004

[george wythe]

A Florida company is selling an "electric blue" wristbands to disenchanted Democrats as a way of helping them "band together."

The wristbands say "Enlightened American," and they signify that the wearer supports "democratic candidates and ideals," said ZarKar Inc., the company that is selling wristbands online for $2.99 apiece. "Many Democrats were disappointed by the results of the 2004 Presidential election," ZarKar said in a press release. "Now, as the Inauguration approaches, some remain in a state of disbelief, while others feel that their voices will remain unheard and their needs unmet by the incoming administration.

"By wearing the Enlightened American wristband, these individuals band together in common voice declaring that they remain firm in their ideals, especially during this important political time."

ZarKar says it will donate a portion of its profits to a charitable organization that supports civil rights for all. This month's proceeds will go to children affected by the tsunami disaster, it said.

[1rudeboy]

Well, this will make it easier for me at the bar & grill.

[andie74]

Hey RAT! Heeeerrre's your sign.

[Patrick1]

Major marketing blunder. When selling things to liberals you must promote the amount of sales tax they pay with each purchase.

[Impeach the Boy]

The absolute first element of true liberalism is a self anointed ELITISM....(it just never occured to these "open minded" snobs that they could just be WRONG)

[Infantry Grunt 1968-69]

Maybe hangman's noose would be more appropriate.

[GSlob]

Maybe the inscription should read:"benighted and proud of it"

[Brilliant]

Personally, I prefer the idea of moving to Canada.

[rllngrk33]

Good, now we can identify them in public and laugh at them.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

Shouldn't they just say "DUmmie"?

We all know that the FReepers are the Enlightened Americans!

[Trampled by Lambs]

Damn, I wish I'd thought of this.

I could have made a bundle!

Besides, I've always wished for an easy way to quickly identify the idiots among us.

[HMFIC]

PT Barnum was absolutely right.

[reagan_fanatic]

The best thing you can do should you run into one of these wimps is to completely ignore the band and don't say a word about it. This defeats the whole purpose of wearing one.

[rhombus]

The Star-bellied Sneechies are so much better becasue they had stars upon thars.

[ko_kyi]

My resolution this year is to avoid assuming that liberals are less intelligent when spouting their opinions. People can have an honest disagreement.

On the other hand, they make it so easy to think that.

[vpintheak]

Just the name of those idiotic wristbands shows how what these people are. Elitist, ignorant, assinine, socialists. And that is being far too nice.

[1Old Pro]

Why don't they just sell the Dems self stick letters, as in "L", and they can stick it on their foreheads.

[CzarNicky]

Fools . Their Money
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[<1/1,000,000th%]

So you can show your support for rape, murder, high taxes and government oppression with just a wristband?

[NRA1995]

Won't an electric blue armband clash with a brown shirt?

[auburntiger]

Give me four of those wristbands but I want them in red.

[steplock]

rfi chip arm bands with the biometric implant.

much easier to target remotely.

[xcamel]

In the inside it says "We support al qaeda too"

[stevio]

LOL.

[BulletBobCo]

I prefer they wear a ball and chain.

[arthurus]

Benightened American?

[50sDad]

Jeez, what morons. What if we said, "Hey, you Jews!" (Or Arabs, for that matter.) "Here's a Star of David (or Cresent) for you to wear, so we know who you are?" We would be the Evil Republicans Trying to Opress Them. But here are the Fruitbat Blue Staters voluntarily ID'ing themselves so we know who to watch! What a Blessing!

For that matter, will it be like the TV anchors who refused to wear a flag? Will we be able to look at Brokaw and Rather and Co. in their last, sad days, and say, "Hey, Liberal! We know who you are!"

[gubamyster]

I think they should wear WWRD wristbands. That way Democrats going about their daily lives could stop and pause before every action & ask themselves "What Would Repubicans Do in this situation?"

[sgtbono2002]

The wrist band should just say "LOSER" in all Capitol letters.

[MamaTexan]

Heeeerrre's your sign.

DARN! It only took 3 posts for that! LOL!

is selling an "electric blue" wristbands

Like UN blue?

We need a picture of one on t shirts that says: 'I see stupid people'

[Howlin]

This is good; label them.

[nosofar]

I think 'Deluded American' would be more apt.

[clintonh8r]

Finally, a way to identify a DUmbass other than the drool and the flames shooting out the ass...

[george wythe]

enlightened american website

The Enlightened American band is 100% Silicone Rubber.

The bands are approximately 8" in circumference and fit an average adult wrist.

The Enlightened American band is a vibrant shade of blue.

They sell for $2.99 each, plus a nominal shipping and handling charge.*

*Sales tax added for Florida residents

[jasoncann]

[RobFromGa]

I guess they didn't like my suggestion to identify themselves:

[ZULU]

Instead of wrist bands, they should wear armbands with a picture of the human brain and the international symbol of a circle with a diagonal line through it.

[7.62 x 51mm]

Dolts, all 58 million of them.

[dirtboy]

They come with easy installation instructions - make sure the arrow points up the wearer's arm, and the words "I'm with stupid" are clearly visible from underneath the shirt cuff.

[clintonh8r]

...sort of like the pink triangle, I guess...

[Ciexyz]

Watch for Katie Couric to be their first customer.

[Itzlzha]

A Florida company is selling an "electric blue" wristbands to disenchanted Democrats as a way of helping them "band together."

Can they please make thes flouresce or glow-in-the-dark...it'll make targeting easier in the coming Revolution!

G_D-Damn Blue City Morons!

[steplock]

http://www.EnlightenedAmerican.com

[jasoncann]

[Tempest]

AHAHAHA!!!! This is a great example of how one smart democrat exploits his fellow liberal shills.

Isn't capitalism great.

[george wythe]

Maybe hangman's noose would be more appropriate.

Don't give them more ideas.

[Howlin]

and fit an average adult wrist.

Right off the bat, fat people are disenfranchised!

[wolfpat]

You've got the right idea. Sombody ought to be selling red ones.

[dawn53]

My kid has been wearing a wristband since before the election. He got it at the GOP headquarters where he volunteered.

It is bright blue and has Bush/Cheney embossed on the outside, and on the inside it says something to the effect of "only to be worn on your right arm."

[ScottFromSpokane]

Good deal. This will really help when we start rounding them up for the trip to the camps.