Posted on 01/04/2005 10:40:00 AM PST by george wythe
A Florida company is selling an "electric blue" wristbands to disenchanted Democrats as a way of helping them "band together."
The wristbands say "Enlightened American," and they signify that the wearer supports "democratic candidates and ideals," said ZarKar Inc., the company that is selling wristbands online for $2.99 apiece. "Many Democrats were disappointed by the results of the 2004 Presidential election," ZarKar said in a press release. "Now, as the Inauguration approaches, some remain in a state of disbelief, while others feel that their voices will remain unheard and their needs unmet by the incoming administration.
"By wearing the Enlightened American wristband, these individuals band together in common voice declaring that they remain firm in their ideals, especially during this important political time."
ZarKar says it will donate a portion of its profits to a charitable organization that supports civil rights for all. This month's proceeds will go to children affected by the tsunami disaster, it said.
Well, this will make it easier for me at the bar & grill.
Hey RAT! Heeeerrre's your sign.
Major marketing blunder. When selling things to liberals you must promote the amount of sales tax they pay with each purchase.
The absolute first element of true liberalism is a self anointed ELITISM....(it just never occured to these "open minded" snobs that they could just be WRONG)
Maybe hangman's noose would be more appropriate.
Maybe the inscription should read:"benighted and proud of it"
Personally, I prefer the idea of moving to Canada.
Good, now we can identify them in public and laugh at them.
We all know that the FReepers are the Enlightened Americans!
Damn, I wish I'd thought of this.
I could have made a bundle!
Besides, I've always wished for an easy way to quickly identify the idiots among us.
PT Barnum was absolutely right.
The Star-bellied Sneechies are so much better becasue they had stars upon thars.
My resolution this year is to avoid assuming that liberals are less intelligent when spouting their opinions. People can have an honest disagreement.
On the other hand, they make it so easy to think that.
Just the name of those idiotic wristbands shows how what these people are. Elitist, ignorant, assinine, socialists. And that is being far too nice.
Why don't they just sell the Dems self stick letters, as in "L", and they can stick it on their foreheads.
Fools . Their Money
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So you can show your support for rape, murder, high taxes and government oppression with just a wristband?
Won't an electric blue armband clash with a brown shirt?
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