Democrats Urged to Buy 'Enlightened American' Wristbands

CNS News ^ | Jan 4 2004

[Ciexyz]

Watch for Katie Couric to be their first customer.

[Itzlzha]

A Florida company is selling an "electric blue" wristbands to disenchanted Democrats as a way of helping them "band together."

Can they please make thes flouresce or glow-in-the-dark...it'll make targeting easier in the coming Revolution!

G_D-Damn Blue City Morons!

[steplock]

http://www.EnlightenedAmerican.com

[Tempest]

AHAHAHA!!!! This is a great example of how one smart democrat exploits his fellow liberal shills.

Isn't capitalism great.

[george wythe]

Maybe hangman's noose would be more appropriate.

Don't give them more ideas.

[Howlin]

and fit an average adult wrist.

Right off the bat, fat people are disenfranchised!

[wolfpat]

You've got the right idea. Sombody ought to be selling red ones.

[dawn53]

My kid has been wearing a wristband since before the election. He got it at the GOP headquarters where he volunteered.

It is bright blue and has Bush/Cheney embossed on the outside, and on the inside it says something to the effect of "only to be worn on your right arm."

[ScottFromSpokane]

Good deal. This will really help when we start rounding them up for the trip to the camps.

[clintonh8r]

They dare not show their faces.

[KC_Conspirator]

A ripoff of Lance Armstrong's yellow "Live Strong" and the USO's green "Support Our Troops" wristbands.

We should start calling these "Hate America" wristbands, "Mark of the Beast", or "Band of Terrorists", etc.

[TheForceOfOne]

I would prefer "IDIOT" written on their foreheads, it's easier that way.

[First_Salute]

May I suggest headbands, reading:

Like-minded

[hellinahandcart]

You and I need to think of a way to exploit disgruntled liberals for cash, too.

Everyone else seems to be doing it, why not?

[Non-Sequitur]

How much you want to bet that the wristbands were made in China or India or somewhere overseas?

[Rodney King]

Cool, now when people stop to ask me directions, I will know whether to tell them the truth or not.

[Sender]

[Tacis]

I don't think this is authentic! True dem believers would be selling one model at $2.99 each and a second model for unon officers, Hollywood neocommunists and New England elitists at abot $699 exach. The dems believe in class distinctions and a true dem would be selling to both classes, not just the untouchables.

[KC_Conspirator]

The Star-bellied Sneechies are so much better becasue they had stars upon thars.

That says it all. I even remember that book and learned the lesson as a kid.