18 Amazing Facts About Voting in the USA (Just recieved this email from someone we know)

Evalyn F. Segal, PhD; Professor Emerita, San Diego State University | Evalyn F. Segal, PhD

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My reply was

LMAOWROTF

Get over it, you guys lost the election.

The voting machines cannot be "Hacked" because they are not connected to the internet. Repeat "Not Connected"

Do some research on the "exit polls" and find how the numbers were juiced in favor of Kerry. This can be found on Slatecom slate

And here is more for your reading enjoyment.

FreeRepublic post

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PING

[jbwbubba]

I suppose it doesn't matter that Ohio didn't use Diebold

[newgeezer]

1) forward this list to everyone you know

Red flag. Did you try snopes.com?

[MikefromOhio]

It's funny how they scream and yell about Diebold, but the problem is Diebold wasnt used in Ohio...
and the voter lines?


I waited for 3 hours to vote. I am not in an Urban or minority area either.

[stockpirate]

The truth doesn't matter to these nitwits.

I suppose it doesn't matter that if two brothers are in the same business with different company's it doesn't make them crooks. Except in a nitwits mind.

[jennyjenny]

Shhhhhhh.....you shouldn't have posted that! Are you trying to screw us for life? How are we ever going to beat people like Mondale, Dukakis and Kerry without it being rigged?

[stockpirate]

You do have a point.

[2nd amendment mama]

By this rationale, it's amazing that any democraps anywhere get elected. If the Republicans are fixing all these elections why couldn't they stop NY from electing Hitlery????

[inpajamas]

I trust a machine far more than I trust a Democrat during a recount.

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3. The vice-president of Diebold and the president of ES&S are brothers.

So are the Heat Miser and the Cold Miser, and they almost never agree on anything.

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[LostInBayport]

Some enterprising psychiatry student should write a paper about how these liberals cannot let go of their hatred of President Bush. It is like oxygen to them! It would be a day without sunshine if they couldn't read or post something to reinforce their irrational obsessions. It is also very, very pathetic. Has losing gracefully become a lost art? What about just plain losing and GOING AWAY?

Oh, sorry...that student would get an 'F' on that paper, because there's an 80% chance his professor is one of the people I described above.

[TexasTransplant]

Bev and her quest for more Money!

[massgopguy]

They want Felons to be able to vote, but not get good jobs writing software?

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[alancarp]

....And so are Alec and Billy Baldwin.

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[Prime Choice]

I've received a few of those in my inbox over the past few weeks. My response has always been the same:

Dear Left-wing Nut,

I read with amusement your ill-defined conspiracy theory claims that the election was stolen by the Republicans. Personally, I'm shocked that your kind would admit that we backwards country bumpkins in "Dumbf***istan" could pull a swift one on your oh-so-intellectual elitists.

Even more amazing is how you completely ignore the will of the people you so often claim to represent. But, in the final analysis, you really don't represent Americans. You represent libertyphobes, terrorists and every tinpot dictator who cannot abide by people living free anywhere.

I hope you and your kind will make good on your promise to leave this great nation. May I suggest that you make your new residence in the Liberal Utopias known as Cuba, Iran, China, and the Palestinian Authority? You might want to also try Iraq. Who knows? Maybe I'll see you on the evening news with your Jihadist buddies just before they saw your idiot head off.

So kitchy-koo, you incomprehensibly stupid bastard.

Feel free to use this if you like.

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Despite Diebold's claims that the audit logs could not be hacked, a chimpanzee was able to do it!

Their "proof" is a cute movie of a chimpanzee deleting something on a computer.

Serious science.