[PAR35]

International journalists line up impatiently at the airport to get hold of a spot on one of the helicopters.

Sounds like this guy should move to the top of the list.

[BunnySlippers]

I like this part:

Dashing public information officers ("Call me Smack") make out lists with names, only to immediately throw them out again and then, full of bravado, bark at the reporters.