Posted on 01/05/2005 8:06:15 AM PST by SmithL
You've been warned.
Morford wouldn't recognize the fingertips of the divine if they smacked him upside the head.
Nothing he writes makes any sense. I mean it...nothing. "Hot wet intelligence"? "Deep karmic color"? What IS this crap? What does it mean? Who is supposed to be reading this junk?
Proof positive that liberalism is a form of mental illness.
It constantly amazes me how Morford can be allowed to write (if it can be called writing) for any newspaper. He obviously is so blinded by his own bigotry and prejudices he is unable to think or write intelligently, he only rambles on about his hatreds and expects others to think it is insightful thinking. I suspect he leads a pretty sad life.
He knows that if he strings together enough words in a poetic sounding way devoid of definite meaning and throws in some Bush bashes, he'll be popular in San Fran.
This guy's father didn't hit him enough.
Morford and A$$bag are one and the same.
What a stooge. (Apologies to Moe, Larry, and Curly)
If FR is a Ted Rall-free zone, certainly Morford qualifies as well. His inane stupidity isn't fit for bird cage liner unless you really hate your bird.
Wow, that was like reading vomit with brail!
LOL!
He (Morfordite) reminds me of the faggot who was putting parents on the train at King St station. The bone smuggler and his mother were chatting just like two women while Dad was GRITTING his teeth and looked ready to kill someone. Guess he did not know junior was a flamer!
I'm betting Morfordite's Dad has either disowned him or just ignores the butt pirate.
I had to go outside to laugh.
Reading Morford is like a study of abnormal psychology. The stream of consciousness of a depraved individual.
100 years ago, this guy would have been selling the Brooklyn Bridge. Same thing.
Bush-gutted ?
Q: How much feedback/mail do you typically get after a column is published? And what's the ratio between mail from your fans vs. those who hate you?
A: All depends on the column. A particularly pointed anti-Bush anti-war column will get me gobs of sneering hate mail, mostly from the delirious, hardcore psychopatriots at freerepublic.com or lucianne.com or andrewsullivan.com, et al, where they post chunks of my column in their discussion forums, along with my e-mail address, and encourage each other to flame me, usually in the cutest sort of monosyllabic, ragingly homophobic, horribly syntaxed, misspelled sort of way. Makes me proud to be an American. My girlfriend loves the anti-SF gay-bashing they aim my way, I might add.
FMCDH(BITS)
Ranting fools--and this one is a real piece of work!--only have a job because their B.S. (Barbra Streisand or Bovine Scatology) fills up the space around the ads bought by advertisers. If enough people notify the advertisers about boycotting their products for sponsoring this drivel, the editurds will get the message and publish real Op-Ed, not hateful banalities.
If people only whine and write letters to the editor--and keep buying stuff from the advertisers without holding them to account--we will get more of the same...we've not held the correct feet to the correct fire....
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