[Luddite Patent Counsel]

(guy with shaved head behind Kerry's left shoulder):
"Reporting for duty!!!!" BWAAAAAA-HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[ch.man]

He is an "immense couillon".......happy New Year to all Freepers from Switzerland

[shield]

He's still as ugly as ever....TRAITOR!!!

HE'S A DICKHEAD....

[infidel29]

NO sh*t?! you actually earned your medals?

[bgnn32]

"Ok guys lets make this quick, I have to find the insurgents and thank them for thier campaign donations."

[WyCoKsRepublican]

"Yes, I lost to that ****ing idiot from Texas. But I'm here to tell the terrorists and enemies of freedom, that with guys like me, for them, help is on the way. And whatever I can do to demoralize US troops, I can and will. God bless Allah and those seeking beaucoups virgins in the hereafter."

[Moonman62]

So let me get this right. If I'm not out of here in 10
seconds you're going to take me out in the desert
and bury me up to my neck in an ant hill.

[faithincowboys]

What unit was he with and what response did they give him?

[jetson]

" I'm Bad...Oooh yeah...I'm Bad".

[\/\/ayne]

Fellas (and you too, little lady) I have to apologize for falsifying military records, running from battle, negotiating with the enemy without authorization, fraudulent anti-war propoganda and all my traiterous, slanderous, anti-military, anti-USA, anti-human behaviour. I guess I should have just shot myself the day I was born! Since I didn't, I'll just resign, give all my money to US military charities, cover myself in sackcloth and ashes and sit by the Vietnam Memorial Wall in shame and disgrace. Once again, sorry!



Note - Senators are required to call all women "little lady."

[bray]

Got any Swiftboats???

Pray for W and Our Amazing Troops

[ArmyTeach]

Where's the enthusiasm! Where are the cheers, hoo-ahs, and applause! Where are the bright faces with ear-to-ear grins? I love these 'kids' and it's obvious that they are not impressed! They'd much rather be back doing whatever than looking at this dweeb.

[Tuba Guy]

"Senator, did you really administer CPR to a hamster ??"

"Senator, do you actually have any scars from your purple heart wounds ????"

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[dawn53]

Soldiers need one of these shirts with caption:

"For a minute there you bored me to death"

[b4its2late]

"What in the hell are you talking about soldier?"

[beansox]

you mean kerry isnt in DC working?? SHOCKING!! JUST SHOCKING I TELL YA!

[TShaunK]

"Now when the guy says "action" you make like your pinned down and I'll..."

[Diana in Wisconsin]

The woman in the center is thinking, "Man! We JUST had this place sprayed for roaches! Better get on the horn to Headquarters."

[Ciexyz]

"I just came in to pick up the trash."

[Mark]

Please tell me, guys, none of you were at Wendy's that fateful night were you?