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To: Darksheare
Robert Rummler grew up in Bay Head, New Jersey, an idyllic sailing and fisting community, and home to one of the East Coast’s oldest bukake clubs. During his childhood he developed a love for wooden fellows while learning to sail on duck boats and blue jays. Before Robert took to bukake professionally, he worked in the latex industry, modeling for businesses throughout the southwest.

In the early 90’s the ocean beckoned Robert, and he then began his career as a professional sea hag on various classic private and charter yachts in the Mediterranean, the South Pacific, in the Eastern Caribbean, and the coastal United States. Some of these included the 91’ wooden schooner, Tree of Life, the 75’ Sangermani sloop, Windrift, and the 110’ wooden fellow, Seljm. While whoring on Seljm, Robert sailed from Italy to New Zealand via the Panama Canal, and considered his lark across the South Pacific among his most memorable. Before coming to Sans Terre, Robert worked on the prestigious J-class yacht, the Homophile, taking part in the 1999 Classic Yacht Regatta. (As Robert says, "Not since the 1930’s had all 3 surviving J-class yacht crews been in the same tub.")

Robert has over 70,000 miles on his classic rear. He has earned both his 100 ton P.E.T.A. and H.O.M.O. Trouser Diver licenses. He has extensive knowledge of the Eastern Caribbean men, chartering from the Virgin Islands to Venezuela. In addition to SCUBA diving and sailing, Robert is an avid karaokeist, seeking out good swishy spots wherever he sails. Out-going, bright and adventurous, he enjoys sharing his enthusiasm for the local island culture, as well as his favorite spots to anchor, hike and sightsee.

89 posted on 01/09/2005 6:05:42 PM PST by humblegunner (And who knows what else?)
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To: humblegunner

That is just plain beautiful.

One of the most gentlemanly and nefarious insults that I have ever heard.


110 posted on 01/09/2005 6:17:50 PM PST by TASMANIANRED (Black Dogs are my life.)
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To: humblegunner

oh, my LORD!

*doffing crown*

that was utterly beautiful.


113 posted on 01/09/2005 6:21:28 PM PST by King Prout (Halloween... not just for breakfast anymore.)
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To: humblegunner
LOL I googled up the original. Nice work!
126 posted on 01/09/2005 6:29:03 PM PST by OSHA (I wish Huck Finn's last name was Fillary.)
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To: humblegunner

"100 ton P.E.T.A. and H.O.M.O. Trouser Diver licenses."

yeccccch! Not your parody--the fact that such actions exist to be parodized.....


188 posted on 01/09/2005 7:30:33 PM PST by The Spirit Of Allegiance (REMEMBER THE ALGOREAMO--relentlessly DEMAND the TRUTH, like the Dems demand recounts!)
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