[Arkinsaw]

I recommend that we ban water and sugar since those things are often used in the making of illegal moonshine.

Persons should not be allowed to own more than one spoon, since spoons are used to prepare certain illegal drugs. Nobody needs more than one spoon anyway.

Drugs are also transported on highways. It would slow down trafficing considerably if all the roads were closed.

[Know your rights]

I recommend that we ban water and sugar since those things are often used in the making of illegal moonshine.

Naw, just limit the amount that can be purchased without a prescription.

[eno_]

I recommend that we ban water and sugar ,

The Benevolent Nanny State already tracks large purchases of many common substances exactly for that purpose: finding moonshiners and other malcontents.

Land of the Free, my ass.

[Doctor Stochastic]

I used to have two spoons, but one of the dishes eloped with the prettier one.