"I'd wear a kilt. I always thought it was the perfect article of clothing. It lets the privates be private, but lets you swing freely."
Here in the Texas Panhandle, where the wind blows all the time (we're actually considered windier than Chicago!), you might be "swinging freely" but that kilt would be flying high...and sharing the swinging with the rest of us. Not that there's anything wrong with that, I guess!
Whatever
They are actually made for craftsmen, it has pockets and loops for tools and so forth. It also has some sort of modesty device that is supposed to prevent the swinging part of the anatomy from being inadvertantly displayed to others.
Like I said, it's the whole "skirt" stigma that prevents me from buying one. Well, that and the fact that they cost a lot of money.