Well, BatBoy is certainly an FR favorite. :-)
Posted on 01/12/2005 8:27:52 PM PST by hope
swampgas?
Marshall Applewhite crashed his mothership.
Well, if God reported for any newspaper in our earthly realm, it would be Weekly World News. However, clearly God didn't take the photos ... my mistake, I didn't mention that they were photos of ancient skeletons of Adam and Ed -- fig leaves still in place. I darned near bought the issue just to find out about that pesky Bigfoot's role in the college co-ed panty raid, but didn't have the spare change.
LOL!....were Adam and Ed still holding hands? Say what you will, but the Weekly World News is the most believable "news" journal out there among the news media.
The only time I purchased a WWN is when they ran a cover story of how space aliens had endorsed Arnold Schwarzenegger for Governor of Calif.
BTW, wouldn't you love to have a job writing for the Weekly World News?
It would be fun to write for them, I admit, but I don't think I'm creative enough!! Bigfoot in a panty raid??? I loved the wedding pics of Osama and Saddam -- did you see that one, where Saddam was the bride and Osama was the groom? Photographic PROOF of their nuptials! Probably the best and funniest headline for me, though, was when Kerry and Edwards were going through the hugging phase, where they couldn't keep their hands off each other ... and WWN ran a cover headline something to the effect that aliens wanted a hug from Kerry, too.
FWIW, the paper must be pretty popular. They don't last long in the grocery stores, while their competing tabs linger. IMO, Weekly World News sets the gold standard of tabloid journalism -- sensational but accurate!
Well, BatBoy is certainly an FR favorite. :-)
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