Well it sure beats "99 Luftballoons."
Yeah, but aside from the hairy armpits, there was something hot about Nena.
It beats "Achy Breaky Heart" and "Don't Worry, Feel Happy" and any number of horrid songs that hit #1 in America all the time.
Plus, America is responsible for inflicting David Hasselhoff on Germany.
In sum, we have no reason to talk; we have committed similar crimes against humanity.