Perhaps I can sum up this post in a few words....
Oh freddled gruntbuggly thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee my foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously dranle me with crinkly brindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my
blurglecruncheon, see if I don't!
o frabjouous day, caloo callay
I chortle in my joy!