I got an invitation also... wish I could actually go, but probably see more on tv.
I'll go over to the church tomorrow and get all the linens which are looking a little dingy.
Wash them really good and stand at my ironing board for an hour ironing them.
Surely those good works will attone for a day off!
NOooo! You can't be ironing during the inaugural! I hereby absolve you of any sin of taking the day off for W. I just know the good Lord approves.