"(sorry, couldn't resist)"
Don't be sorry. Butch Davis turned them into "Clowns" and they will be Sunday jokes for another year or two. At least.
In the meantime, hate to admit it, but I'm pulling for the "Stillers". Big Ben's an Ohio boy, Cowher played for the Browns, (back when they were really the Browns), and who doesn't like the Bus?
Maybe this guy:
BANGALORE,...... A scooterist was run over by a Bangalore Metropolitan Transport Corporation bus in front of the Bangalore Mahanagara Palike head office here on Wednesday in Ulsoor Gate Police Station limits. The name of the victim was given as T. Bharatesh (32), a resident of Gandhinagar. Police said the bus (route number 162) hit Bharathesh from behind and left him with serious injuries. He was immediately taken to Sindhi hospital where he was declared dead.
"Serious injuries" alright.
;-)