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An Invasion Of Cheats: The Evolution Of Worthless Nuptial Gifts
ScienceDaily ^ | 1-20-05 | N/A

Posted on 01/23/2005 11:45:45 AM PST by beavus

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To: snopercod

Most are declared to have matured in 18 years, but being a risk, no guarantee is made on the quality of return.


21 posted on 01/23/2005 2:27:26 PM PST by gradient_salient
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To: beavus

Nothing says love like Cubic Zirconia ;-)


22 posted on 01/23/2005 3:05:29 PM PST by glorgau
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To: JoeSixPack1
It depends...did he wash the cow pie juice off his little mitts before touching her?
23 posted on 01/23/2005 4:18:04 PM PST by codyjacksmom (Be nice! I'm blonde and will work for an explanation.)
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To: codyjacksmom

cow pie juice

EEWWWWWWWWWWWWW


24 posted on 01/23/2005 4:19:39 PM PST by JoeSixPack1 (Joooo need people like me, so ju can point jur finga an say, dare goes da badguy)
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To: beavus

Well, that explains why flowers work.


25 posted on 01/23/2005 4:22:10 PM PST by Junior (FABRICATI DIEM, PVNC)
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To: Lazamataz

Males who substitute highly visible, but easily obtainable and worthless gifts may thus be able to invade a population of genuine gift-giving males.

It's why cubic Zirconium was invented!


26 posted on 01/23/2005 4:24:24 PM PST by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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To: freedumb2003

I was proposed to once...does that count as a gift?


27 posted on 01/23/2005 4:28:27 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: Lazamataz

Yeah, but it's not a real gift if you can take it back.

Few men have a detachable penis.


28 posted on 01/23/2005 4:30:46 PM PST by stands2reason
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To: JoeSixPack1
Yeah! Just imagine how the she fly feels if the he fly wiped the cow pie juice on her. ICKY!
29 posted on 01/23/2005 4:32:22 PM PST by codyjacksmom (Be nice! I'm blonde and will work for an explanation.)
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To: stands2reason

TMI!!

Lol!


30 posted on 01/23/2005 4:33:11 PM PST by freedumb2003 (Don't bring a moped to a car fight)
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To: stands2reason
Reminds me of my favorite song.
31 posted on 01/23/2005 5:48:23 PM PST by beavus
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