I think they meant to type "burned alive". But hey! We have to cut their supposed descendents some slack - they've toned it way down since Cortez's day. Now the only torture they inflict (warbling paeans to drug lords cranked at max volume, cerveza-shards somehow attracted to my car tires, spreading corruption through every aspect of our society) shows they're really trying to assimilate and become good, law-abiding Americans. It is me who should learn to speak Spanish and accept their rich contributions to our culture.
If I appease these people and help deconstruct our laws and culture for their advancement these neo-Aztecs might sacrifice me last...
Seriously, I overhear the term "Aztlan" thrown around a lot when overhearing their conversations. Too many believe in this mythos.