"The theologians are those who defend Sex publicly, -- ACLU lawyers."
Good one.
Viagra is the holy wafers. My mistake. Also birth control pills.
It is indeed a new religion if the meaning of religion is fervent belief in just anything.
The apostates and blasphemers are you and me.
All of this takes on some poignancy because if you talk to a Sexian he would declare that his worldview is entirely rational, and you are a religious fanatic who goes by medieval superstitions from Rome.