[TontoKowalski]

Anyway, what the heck is a tattoo going to do that will help you in any way [survive your midlife crisis]?

Why, it will make me feel younger, of course! And then I won't die!

[JudyinCanada]

I didn't know tattoos will make you feel younger and you won't die!

LOL. You could find yourself a little disappointed there Tonto.