[Sloth]

Such an original idea! Someone should buy the rights to ... "Hunt For Red October" . . . . .

And then re-write it with a bunch of "women of color" to make Halle happy. A black female CIA analyst realizes that a prototype missile submarine full of black female Russian naval officers intends to defect. Cast Queen Latifa as the sassy captain of the U.S.S. Harlem, an American fast-attack sub... I can see it now... "Oh no you DIDN'T flood them torpedo tubes at me, ho!"

[silent_jonny]

BWAAAAHAAAAA!!!

[LibertarianInExile]

Such an original idea! Someone should buy the rights to ... "Hunt For Red October" . . . . . And then re-write it with a bunch of "women of color" to make Halle happy. A black female CIA analyst realizes that a prototype missile submarine full of black female Russian naval officers intends to defect. Cast Queen Latifa as the sassy captain of the U.S.S. Harlem, an American fast-attack sub... I can see it now... "Oh no you DIDN'T flood them torpedo tubes at me, ho!"

L'il Kim, as the sassy nuclear reactor officer, who kills the sassy KGB officer (Eartha Kitt)...

Star Jones, as the sassy and stealthy KGB sleeper who sabotages the sub...

Aaliyah, as the hopeful, thoughtful, and sassy navigation officer who plans a life in Mon-tay-na...

And of course, Admiral Nichelle Nichols as the wise but sassy head of the CIA.

[newzjunkey]

"Oh no you DIDN'T flood them torpedo tubes at me, ho!"

BWHAHAHA! Coming this fall to UPN!