Serbian car thief told police he was Bruce Willis

Ananova ^ | January 28, 2005

[nwrep]

A Serbian car thief told police he was Bruce Willis and produced a fake passport as ID.

Goran Markovic, 46, was pulled over by police at a routine roadside check in Pirot, local daily Blic reported.

When asked for his ID, Markovic, who was wearing dark sunglasses and a cap, told them he was Bruce Willis and handed over the passport.

But police immediately arrested him when they saw the passport was Australian and soon discovered he had dozens of other passports with fake identities and the car he was driving had been stolen.

They said they later linked him to the theft of other cars.

A police spokesman said: "Even the real Bruce Willis would have had trouble convincing officers it was him. It's not very often we get American film stars driving around southern Serbia on their own."

[Imaverygooddriver]

Wow, he looks just like him though.

[isom35]

next time Bruce gets pulled over, he should say he's Goran Markovic. (just to mess with their heads)

[Semper Paratus]

"What kind of name is Butch?"

[exit82]

Was he moonlighting at the time?

[rdl6989]

Was he moonlighting at the time?

Hah hah LOL.

[nothingnew]

That guy can't be Bruce Willis....I'm Bruce Willis! I'd like to wring his neck...and then some!

FMCDH(BITS)

[Popman]

The photo properties say it Bruce Willis.

I guess we will never know for sure now.

Better get Demi Moore to verify this?

[Welsh Rabbit]

I know Bruce Willis. Not the Bruce Willis, but a Bruce Willis. He goes by his middle name Matt though and works as a diesel mechanic in Louisville. As far I know, he's never been to Serbia.

[Kirkwood]

He should've used his fake Barbra Streisand passport.

[Larry Lucido]

So is Zed still dead?

[Clemenza]

"I'm an American, our names don't mean sh-t!"