I perfer curmudgeon.
What's most sad of all is that he thinks he's a wit.
I'm no wit, but you are a twit.
Guess I'm a poet too.
> I perfer curmudgeon.
And you think that what *you* prefer matters, do you? Aw, poor little troll...
> Guess I'm a poet too.
Find the nearest truck-stop bathroom stall and start publishing.