Fuddy duddy,
it's obvious that the cheap metal from all your body piercings ,
the black lipstick ,
the purple hair and the dye from your multiple tatts has leached into your body and reached toxic levels.
You probably look like Yushenko in search of a bath house, about now.
Seek help at the free clinic, ASAP.
But, I fear it's too late, you may already be insane.
Whew, you can sure paint a picture!